Emotional connection happens and darling, you had us at hello! The WOW of your wild and wonderful texture--you're so tactile and touchable! In our favorite color Black--you're the absolute picture of understated perfection. Dearest, it was never our intention to fall in love with something so . . . well, wild as a Black Ostrich jacket, but you are so impeccably balanced and cleverly designed, we simply had no choice! Some may note you're under-endowed: collar-less and with hidden hook & ring closures. But that's the point! Without minimalist details, darling--you'd be a lesser creature. And knowing that you're unique and unduplicated makes us love you all the more! It's okay that there's no taming your perfect plummage--all the more to love. Come, let us show you off everywhere--from business appointments to errands. Yes, you're only a jacket, but in your uniqueness we've found true love!